Failure is flying high today! If you are an overweight person who is losing weight by eating healthier and exercising, then you are putting too much work into not failing. In this situation you can fail flawlessly and not have to put forth any effort. I think the first and best thing to do, is too not cut any sweets out of your diet. Try spending a ton of money on Jenny Craig, or something similar, so you can get ripped off and not lose weight at the same time. Next I would cut out the exercising and replace it with some diet pills. If the normal dose is not showing results, then just double up on the amount your taking! If your feeling extra ambitious then go find yourself a plastic surgeon and get that lard sucked right out of you! Paying people money so you can continue to do absolutely nothing is the ultimate path of failure. Just remember that taking responsibility for yourself is success and that is not our desired goal. Keep failing and keep it flawless!