A Flawless Guide To Failure.

Another brick has appeared for our flawless fortress of failure! If you find yourself not driving a toyota prius because you have realized obvious things such as: they are expensive, they are ugly, they don’t help the environment because you are still driving, and you don’t enjoy being trust fund hippie, then you are not failing! The prius gives us a plethora of ways to fail. With a prius you are granted access to gloat as much as you want about how much you do for the environment. You can get rid of all your old smelly friends and find other prius owners to befriend. What you drive totally shows who you actually are! Another great thing about being a prius owner is that you can be on a regular diet of fine cheeses and wines that are older then anything around you. You can enjoy a life of luxury, laughing with your prius owning friends about the stupidity of others. Ahh the life of flawless failing.