Good morning to all of my failing failures! Today’s flawless way to fail is a special kind of failure. If you are someone who drinks water from tap because you know it is no different from bottled water and the notion of paying to drink bottled water is ridiculous, then you need to learn how to fail! What you need to do in this situation is take note of all the different bottled water brands and convince yourself that one is better then the rest. You need to be sure that you are paying more money then is necessary. So basically, if you are paying anything for water then you are paying more then is necessary. You want to collect as many plastic bottles as you can so when recycling day comes along you can show those dumpy garbage men how much glorious bottled water you drink. If a bottled water company wants to move in to your state, you should welcome them with open arms and kick back so you can get a front row view of your states natural resources being raped. It’s truly a great show! Now that you are supporting the death of your land, corporate privatization, and the payment for something as needed as air, you are failing hard and failing flawlessly!